cum dumpster

A woman who swallows loads of cum.

1. 'Your wife is a fucking cum dumpster - and I should know.'

2. 'Your mum is a fucking cum dumpster - and I should know.'

3. 'Your sister is a fucking cum dumpster - and I should know.'

4. 'Your dad is a fucking cum dumpster - and I should know.'

by asdfsdfg May 28, 2006

Dumpster Twink

A young gay male that goes to house parties, uninvited, drinks all the alcohol like a swarm of locusts. The hosts have to start a second party in the their bedroom just to get away from them. As they leave they say: "there wasn't even anyone hot in there anyway". Lives and/or resides near or in a dumpster while cruising for bum sex.

Who invited those fucking dumpster twinks?

Look at those dumpster twinks some betch brought over here.

by Gazoink January 17, 2009

Dumpster Barbie

Female typically hailing from Florida or New Jersey(because they are the same state). More than likely a blonde but always wearing cheap extensions that are too long to blend in with their "chemical haircut". Is unaware of bra fat,muffin top and orange tan. One would have a wardrobe filled with items such as,... tank tops,pink push up bras, and any denim item(ok a denim skirt)that has been bleached then torn to shreds. Loves to wear white flip flops or wedge flip flops when its not even summer. Always has on 20 layers of mascara and the latest accessories from claires. Overly confident and always trolling to steal a taken man. Loves the beach...botch.

Looks like dumpster barbie is going to be slingin drinks on the boardwalk for the rest of her life.

by VLV June 6, 2012

dumpster cake

A skanky, morally bankrupt person, similar to a box of Little Debbie's that you find in a dumpster but you take them out and eat them anyway.

Synonym for Tater Hog.

"I can't believe you banged that dumpster cake"

by BettyNugs December 11, 2014

Dumpster Pig

A large woman with a high tolerance for narcotics who teenagers pay to eat narcotics and then get high by sniffing her farts after.

Boy: Are we getting stoned tonight?
Girl: Yes but we'll have to do it old fashioned because the town Dumpster Pig is passed out again.

by Lakers77 August 23, 2016

Dumpster

An old, white conservative follower of Donald Trump

'Who gives a shit what that Dumpster has to say. He be dead in 5 years anyway.'

by kckc.411 February 20, 2017

Dumpster Jew

Dumpster Jew. The type of low class Jewish person without their trademark hidden gold pouch around their neck. White trash without the valid excuse. Instead of controlling Hollywood like the true Jew variant, the Dumpster Jew would be a producer on Judge Judy and other similar shows.

Fergie is such a Dumpster Jew! Look at that NOSE.

Seth Rogan is a closet Dumpster Jew!

by Shekels on Da' Groun' July 28, 2017