doggietop

A sexual act involving two or more partners and a laptop. The receiving partner(s) are engaged from the rear and are used as a platform for the laptop. The active partner(s) now may penetrate their partner(s) from the rear while retaining their ability to browse the internet, watch porn, play MMORPGs and instant message.

Nothing gets me hotter than doggietop with a minesweeper game. Damn we should make it an orgy and fire up some Unreal Tournament!

by Ross Snider March 22, 2008

Doug it up

1. To over think/over analyze a situation so much that you are unable to make a solid decision.

2. To always think about the negatives regarding a situation instead of the positives.

Girl 1: “I don’t know, there are a lot of “ifs.”

Girl 2: “Don’t Doug it up! Be like Magic Johnson and just do it”!

by Trctrgrl8546 June 6, 2011

Dogging the boys

When one of the boys says he's going to be playing table tennis with the boys but then ditches.

Champ: Hey Tevin, wanna come play table tennis?
Tevin: Yeh sorry guys I'm out. Time to dog the boys!
Champ: Oh man you're always dogging the boys

by NeverDogTheBoys69 April 18, 2018

cell donging

when I guy takes a picture of his gunk and text or emails it to a person.

Dude, Brett Favre got caught cell donging.

by Hypocratise October 17, 2010

Deep Doggin

When a person puts more than 43% of a hot dog, sausage, or other link-type meat in their mouth at one time.

Yo Rob. Did you see yo girl Liz Deep Doggin that sausage?

by Dirty Diggler August 4, 2015

Frog Dodging

1. A term used by self-loathing, low-rate, self-proclaimed "Life Coaches" who delude themselves and con other women out of money by belittling men.

"I'm a Fabulous Life Coach, and for a fee I will teach single women to stop Frog Dodging and finally meet Mr. Right.

by Ironbar June 30, 2019

Login Doggie

The coolest guy around Login Doggie is someone who pulls all the females

Login Doggie doesn’t know it be he has females lining up for him.

Login Doggie is going to be famous in the future.

Login Doggie is always the funniest person in the room.

Parker: bro what happened to your sister last night?

Elliot: Login Doggie fucked her bro

by Login Doggie May 13, 2020