dipoto

The baseball general manager version of a GigaChad.

“Dipoto just sat me down and told me I have no other option than to take the 115 million over 5 years with an opt out after 3”

by SeattleSyria December 2, 2021

Divock Origi

A godlike being who can turn anything into gold.

He is Divock Origi

by Breid2007 December 23, 2021

redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse

Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.

by Covite November 28, 2011

velvet divorce

running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing

person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?

person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.

person 1: alright girl, work it

by samhannach October 30, 2013

Dusty Divet

A massive crater that was a result of a meteor hitting Dusty Depot on April 30 in the game Fortnite. Within in is a lab surrounding the meteorite and many crystals called 'Hop Rocks' that give players the temporary ability to jump very high and take no fall damage as a result.

Dusty Divet is the new Tilted Towers.

by NydriAyo June 5, 2018

A Divo

Being Defined as a male version of a Diva, A dude that bitches because he can't have his way and gets mad over stupid stuff and goes into extreme bad moods especially when he see's other people getting more attention than himself

-Don't talk to people or draw attention to yourself when you in my company as i'm a divo

by the joys of life November 30, 2018

happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.

Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.

by Hugeau April 15, 2019