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Dropping a Deuce

A smoother way of saying you just had the shit of a lifetime. The kind that makes you proud to be a man and floating on cloud 9 afterwards.

Stems from the childhood question about going to the bathroom. #1 being urination; #2 being defecation
“Deuce” meaning the #2 card in poker or a snake eyes in craps.
Man 1: Dude where the hell you been? This place is swarming with hotties... I need my wingman..
Man 2: I was dropping a Deuce. Who do you want? I'll get her and her friends.
by Johnny Walker Black77 July 23, 2010
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Deuce of Spades

An unusually black and tarry load of feces. Extension of drop a deuceOrigination: Deuce = "#2"; Spades = a suit of 13 cards in a standard 52-card deck
Matt dropped a deuce of spades that was so black and sticky, the highway department could've paved over that pothole on Elm Street with it.
by ExitRamp June 23, 2004
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deuce closet

A small bathroom that only contains a toilet.
My Dad is taking a shower upstairs but you can use the deuce closet.
by Gross Tony March 10, 2008
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morning deuce

Defecation immediately upon waking.

If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.
"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."

"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."
by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005
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Tre Deuce

A crip gang started around 1993 in kansas city kansas. They come from the argentine district and are made up of several different races. Known for violence against almost anybody even other crip gangs they are extremely anti-social and tend to keep to only those they have known for a very long time. One of the most hated gangs in KCK.
Tre Deuce is not allowed at the party.
by Gang Knowledge September 8, 2007
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Deuce McAllister

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.
by Hot Carl January 25, 2004
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throw a deuce

to give the peace sign with midle and index fingers
I saw you throw a deuce to jack before you peaced out
by B-Moo July 15, 2006
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