desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

Deshed

verb (de-shed)
To clear out your shed—removing people from your friend circle who are fake, annoying, toxic, or just not worth the energy anymore. A social clean-out.
Basically the act of decluttering your friend group.

• “New year, new me. Had to deshed a little.”
• “He kept starting drama so I deshed him.”
• “Sometimes you gotta deshed so the real ones have space.”

by blah-Z March 16, 2026

Desperate

Noun:

A song from Jamie MacDonald. One of her best songs. She wrote it when her father was dying.

I'm at the end of myself and I'm
Tired, I've tried all that I know to do
Right now it's just by a thread but I'm
I'm hanging on to You
I'm running out of hope
I need a miracle
And if I ever needed You, it's right now
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
Desperate
Desperate
Oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
Prayed all the prayers I can pray but I
I won't stop knocking 'til You open the door
You can move a mountain
You can calm a storm
I know You can 'cause I've seen it before
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from Heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
And You're my only hope
I need a miracle
And if I ever needed You, it's right now
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from Heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
(Oh) oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm.
(Desperate).

by Speedqueen March 29, 2026

Desied/Desi'd

When a chick gets banged hard or totally destroyed by a South Asian guy (from India, Pakistan, Nepal, "Bang"ladesh or Sri Lanka and maybe the Maldives. You could also count Afghanistan but the opinions might be divided on those last two so I would primarily focus on the first five South Asian countries.

It's basically like the South Asian version of the term Blacked or Bleached when a girl gets totally destroyed by a black or white guy.

Wow, did you hear? She told me she got totally destroyed by that Indian Punjabi guy last week!

Jessica is such a slut for Desied sessions, she'd do anything to get her hands on a handsome Pakistani or Bangladeshi when she feels bored.

I wish there was a Desied studios doing the same amount of professional work as Blacked!

Well if that Chinese girl got destroyed by a mixed-race guy from California she might be Bleached and Desied at the same time because his parents are white and south Asian.

Desied/Desi'd is basically the South Asian version of Blacked

by Ellie_Lover69 October 9, 2025

Desperivity

Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.

The Rock desperivity hit peak levels when he spent his entire paycheck on workout pills

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Desperation

Roblox CCRP Game where you have to Oil Up to be able to play!

PLEASE GCOOL I NEED THIS WAVE!!!

''I managed to get waved for Desperation...''

by Ink_Tasty October 27, 2025

Desperegina

A desperate female that needs to take her vagina to an alternate resource for stuffing.

Suweetie, loudly saying my shit is the best at the In and Out Drive through followed by actually eating it for a week does not make me less gay, it just makes you a desperegina.

by ilacevoli January 1, 2026