Cunt Hair

A unit of Measure that means small, but actual Value depends on Application

Presion machinist says "I need to shave a cunt hair off this part" .0001 inch
Carpenter Says "I need to bang that stud a cunt hair to the left" .25 inch
Astronmer says That Astroid missed the planet by a cunt hair" 60,000 miles

by Sitazencain September 25, 2008

Cunt Puck

n. A person who lacks any and all social skills/common sense/reason for existence

Person 1 - Hey guys guess what! I just saw something green!
Person 2 - Shut your stupid ass up cunt puck.

by thebestpirateever January 27, 2006

Cunt-troll

A vicious woman who is an absolute bitch who wishes harm on anyone who stands in her way. Usually likes to refer herself as a go getter with false hope and also tends to act like a man but still be treated like a victim when she does things criminally, or starts domestic fights with her spouse and then plays the victim when he defends himself.

Usually refers to the word control. Rebecca is a cunt-troll because she hit her husband in the face and he is in jail because he defended himself.

by lordvader1982 February 28, 2011

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

Cunt

There are a number of different ways in which this word can be used, besides being an informal name for female genitalia*, it can be used in at least two other ways:

1) A derogatory name for a person you intensely dislike;
2) As an acronym standing variously for Computer User Non-Technical, Cannot Understand New Technology, Cannot Utilise Normal Thinking.
No doubt there are others as well, but those mentioned here all share a common theme in that the person described is a bit of a twat.

*For some reason this is now perceived to be offensive, but during the Middle Ages in Britain it was a word in common use indeed, it still remains in some street names e.g. Gropecunt Lane.

"Malcolm's ballsed up his computer again and doesn't know why."
"He really is a cunt!"

by Croatalin December 4, 2013

cunt block

The reverse of "cocked blocked".

When a friend or person prevents a female from hooking up with a potential mate or engaging in sexual activities with that special someone. Usually done on purpose by a male friend or person who is interested in her that will go to extreme lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accident, but usually not likely.

"He knew I was gettin my "sexy on" with him...I can't believe he just cunt blocked me!"

"She cocked blocked me...so I cunt blocked her."

by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 11, 2006

Cunt Bubble

A swollen labial/vaginal area that that has the appearance of a small purple peach. This condition is usually caused by vaginal stimulation such as heavy rubbing, sucking or pumping. The outer labial folds can be increased in size by as much as 2 to 3 times the normal condition with the use of a vaginal/labial pump. The pumped labia will be hyper-sensitive and will come to resemble a small purple peach known as a Cunt Bubble.

The pussy pump inflated her cunt bubble until it looked like a small purple peach.

by Wm M. May 18, 2008