cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.

He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me

by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018

CockBlockChain

when you're in a date and you mention Bitcoin and all of your cock achieving dreams die because of your own dumb self mentioning crypto currency. Dumbass.

"I CockBlockChained myself again! How will I deal with the duality of wanting to get laid but also mention my MASSIVE GAINS in the market???"

by jacksonferrell October 12, 2018

Crackalack

Invented by S. Braun who currently lives in Kleve, Germany and is pursuing his degree in International Relations. "Crackalackin" 'kræ-k-a-ĺakïn": a word originally used in powerful movements but also to describe how good/bad smth. is (cursing, loving)

Originally used: you crackalack because it's too comfy( If you can't get up the couch)

"Crackalack, that was jus beyond amazing" instead of oh Shit.
"Are you crackalackin me?" Instead of Kidding.
"Man last night I got crackalacked" last night I got laid/fucked up

by Susu_lou February 1, 2019

Crackalackin’

A code word used for crack or meth.

Fuck, I need some more crackalackin’ aye

by Thasmurf April 17, 2019

Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.

Bro why u cockblocking me.

by Funnyniga October 20, 2019

Cockblock

John McDonough

I was about to bag this big girl named Gloria but John McDonough cockblocked me

by Buczek November 2, 2019

Clockblock

The act of not informing or preventing someone from knowing the time, in most cases for selfish or spiteful reasons and/or even no reason at all. This can include deliberately misinforming a person a wrong time for their gain or the other parties loss in any given predicament or scenario

Though the man at the busstop clearly had a watch on, he clockblocked me when i asked for the time, leaving me unsure if i had missed my transfer.

by TwerkyWorder December 12, 2019