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Crack Nest

The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.

Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.

Are those blankets for your crack nest?

Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
Crack Nest by cockstar June 19, 2011
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Crack bitch

A bitch who is high on crack and doesn't give two shits about anything because she's high on crack.
Beth:"Damn Becky! Look at that crack bitch"

crack bitch:"hsiakwkalsjdhrvrhjsks"

Crack ants

The feeling of restlessness, as if one has ants crawling up and down their butt crack.
-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack]
Crack ants by qumay July 23, 2016

crack hack

The cough one develops when smoking too much crack cocaine or similar substance.
That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.
crack hack by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017

crack my nuts! 

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts
Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!
crack my nuts! by bindihasballs April 25, 2017

Crack-mite 

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.

Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
Crack-mite by Boo-HV August 16, 2017

Crack Dungeon 

a smelly basement where people do or make crack
Hey jordan lets go to your crack dungeon and get lit
Crack Dungeon by iwishlifehadaltf4 November 12, 2018