Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.

"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"

by atreed7 June 1, 2018

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bi heaven couple

A fictional straight couple that has wonderful chemistry and are both so lovely, that it feels like you could fall in love with either of them.

"Jim and Pam are so adorable, they're my bi heaven couple. If were Jim, I would fall in love with Pam, and if I were Pam, I would fall in love with Jim."

by ybiya May 21, 2022

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New Couple Syndrome

New Couple Syndrome (NCS) is when a newer couple (1 month dating or less) constantly are talking about each other, being all lovey dovey in public, and being gross in public. This may also include canceling plans with friends to be with the partner, forgetting about friends, and being rude to friends for pointing out NCS.

“Hey did you see Emily cancelled our plans?”
“Yeah she has NCS and left us because of it.”
“What’s NCS?”
“New Couple Syndrome basically she left us for her new boyfriend.”

by Arzira May 23, 2022

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hot bi couple

When 2 HAWT bi girls are dating. Theres always two kinds of girls in the relationship-- one of each:
1. The thicc one, a natural beauty
2. The blonde one, INCREDIBLY seductive

Did you see *name* and *name* today? Theyre THE hot bi couple!!

by BubblegumBats January 2, 2021

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