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A Pathology of Conservatives

In the same spirit as a Murder of Crows and a Herd of Buffalo Cory Doctorow implied that a group of conservatives could be termed a Pathology.
A Pathology of Conservatives in Congress today voted to end yet another freedom formerly held by the citizens of the country.
by mycotropic February 19, 2024
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Conservative

the initial stage to delusion (or might be a centrist). If you know a conservative, get them out of that lifestyle as soon as possible or they may fall into deeper delusion such as white nationalism or fascism.
Bob is a conservative, he only watches PragerU and Fox News and think anybody to the left of Reagan is a communist.
by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021
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whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.
Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.
by George Chesterton October 3, 2011
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Conservative

A party that consists of boomers that don't give a shit about conserving anything except the GDP, guns and Israel.
Most conservatives bitch about the status quo only to just whine and do nothing about it.
by Jon Dil Dough March 11, 2023
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Conservative tears

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
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Conservative Racism

Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.
Conservative Racism example

Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.

Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.

Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
by IcePanda April 11, 2024
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