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Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.
My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.
by mountain momma December 18, 2014
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titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.
Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.
by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015
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Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.
by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016
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Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow
happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this
by handlotion42 November 9, 2019
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dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019
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Bikini Coffee

The original Bikini Coffee Shop was founded by two brother's in Salem, Oregon. It started with one newspaper article in the local paper. Followed by local television news channels. Soon after Bikini Coffee was featured on CNN for its bikini themed coffee shops. The news exposure launched Bikini Coffee to franchise it's business, landing an astonishing 71 franchisees their very first year of being a franchisor.
Bikini Coffee was founded in May 2007.
by JustTheFactsMaam June 6, 2018
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Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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