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Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.
My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.
by mountain momma December 18, 2014
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titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.
Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.
by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015
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Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.
by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016
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coffee-ee

coffee-ee is used to best describe the strength of a coffee or a drink and contains coffee, i made this word when meeting an old friend and we both agreed this word should be shared :D
HMM ... This Drink Is Very Coffee-ee , Should Of Got Something A Bit Lighter ...
by Jrfordyboy2000 July 25, 2017
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Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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Bikini Coffee

The original Bikini Coffee Shop was founded by two brother's in Salem, Oregon. It started with one newspaper article in the local paper. Followed by local television news channels. Soon after Bikini Coffee was featured on CNN for its bikini themed coffee shops. The news exposure launched Bikini Coffee to franchise it's business, landing an astonishing 71 franchisees their very first year of being a franchisor.
Bikini Coffee was founded in May 2007.
by JustTheFactsMaam June 6, 2018
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Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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