certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

Curtsull

A mega thicc boi who sexually arouses men and women

damn Curtsull you thicc

by Complex Boi April 1, 2019

Certifried

The title of somebody who is certified in driving whilst high

- “You good to drive?”
- “Don't worry, I’m certifried”

by Fortizmo April 19, 2019

Certamenate

To commence in the practice of certamen.

Yo my nibba owen, let's certamenate.

by Amirdabeast June 10, 2019

certificate of proficiency

A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.

“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”

by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020

Certified AK

An Epic You Tuber that makes the most lit videos. Started doing Youtube at age 16, he made a lot of awesome videos has a second YouTube channel called Extra AK, and has made some of the coolest music on soundcloud which are called ¨Black Sheep¨ and ¨Backdoored¨

¨Dude did you see the video Certified AK uploaded?¨

by S-Blade23 November 2, 2020

Cerasexual

Only being attracted to michael cera

Me: hey im coming out,, as cerasexual

by Michaelceraism January 6, 2021