the caufield

When one sticks a dogs nose into their anus and has the dog lick the prostate inducing orgasm

the dogs face smells so bad because tristan has been doing The Caufield with it all day and he had tacos last night

by analytical cerebellum August 26, 2010

internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011

butt chuff

verb: The act of using one's anus to "inhale" (reverse farting) the vapor from the "chuff" cap of an RDA (rebuildable drip atomizer) of a vaporizer (i.e. vape pens, mods, etc.) and having another person "butt chuff" the vapor cloud from the other's anus.

"I just butt chuffed a cumulonimbus!"

by Chuffuluffugous February 12, 2015

chauff

Something that is stupid, brushed off easily. Used to show disgust, uninterest.

"Hey, I just bought the new Hawthorne Heights album today!"

"Oh, chauff! You're so emo."

by wheeeeer! September 3, 2008

Chuffalo

a fatter women. not too fat. a larger women is also the sloppiest of the party. herding around like a buffalo trying to find some meat.

dude did you see that chuffalo last night. that bitch was huge

by zander1116 September 23, 2010

Caffey

1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"

by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015

chuffalump

A childs word for Cufflinks.

I like those chuffalumps dad

by JamesKershi1986 April 8, 2008