Mr Branch

A band teacher that only cares about attendance and how people play

I wanted to sleep in so the attendance went down and Mr Branch got angry.

by Ok so what February 8, 2019

Kjetil branch

A place no programmer in the world should have to go.
It's a git branch that has more merge conflicts than files in the repository.

"You have a lot of spaghetti code in your branch, it looks like a kjetil branch"

by xxxprogrammerxxx May 21, 2019

Bonch

When you consume something in a solid state that should not be in a solid state.

Did you just Bonch the water?

by Walrus Is Moist November 17, 2018

Bonchickawahwah

Amazingly cool:crazy: Hot

Today was bonchickawahwah

by woah baby June 18, 2007

Brochure

A mix between a bro and a doucher = brochure

The kind of bros that you would find heavily drenched in axe body spray, talking at length about their collection of live Phish albums, and likely trying to date rape your sister.

I was driving past a sports bar last night and I almost ran over two brochures. They were carrying a girl who was completely passed out and they threw their natty ice at my car.

by Nick St. Clare March 7, 2011

Broach

a van owned or used by a male (typically a bro, surfer, or pedophile), often used as a residence or more simply, for relaxation or hanging out.

1. Bro: Hey, wanna come back to my place for a kickback sesh?

Chick: Sure, where do you live?

Bro: I'm just over there in the lot.

Chick: You live in the van?

Bro: Yea, it's my broach.
2. Matt Foley, motivational speaker, lived in a broach down by the river.

by dubyew_bee November 21, 2013

brochacho

a bro who's also a muchacho. Usually used by white boys trying to be mexican

Yo, look at that brochacho over there!

by omgitsyourmother May 14, 2011