booger puss

An individual who always looks pissed off and angry for no apparent reason.Possibly suffering silently from a pussy booger.

Smile once in awhile you always come off as such a booger puss.

by Jennifried Shardluck May 20, 2018

taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

booger hollow

When you sneeze in a girls vagina.

Yesterday when I was sick I sneezed in my girlfriends vagina. Now she has one heck of a booger hollow!

by Brenda Staines October 19, 2017

turkey booger

A loose pussy

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."

by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017

booger bandana

A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag

I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2016

cruz booger

The booger that Ted Cruz ate.

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.

by coobpig August 11, 2016

cookie booger

Cookie crumbs

I have cookie boogers in my armpits.

by MiltoKarr June 3, 2016