bork

bork is the name given to a fart released underwater in the bath tub. the name comes from the sound made.

wow that bork stank

by HNC September 24, 2003

borkle

A word used to annoy people on girlsense.com which is a website where you can design virtual outfits and sell them. The chat rooms are "safe" so you can only use approved words, heres some things they say and there meanings: 1) are you les?-are you a lesbian
2) your ugg-you are ugly (even though theres not real pics, just people you create to look like you)
3)wanna go outer?-do you want to go out with me?
and they found out if you type really fast it will let you say "ass"

imsohawt33:im bored
diva4life7:me to
2cute4allu:borkle
skatrboi96:hey diva4life7 wanna go outer?
2cute4allu:borkle
imsohawt33:stop saying that 2cute4allu!
divaforlife7:no
2cute4allu:borkle!
skatrboi96:why? are u les?
imsohawt33:im gonna report you
diva4life7:no your just ugg
2cute4allu:borkleborkleborkleborkle!
skatrboi96:whatev
gsenseadmin:2cute4allu has been removed from room

by thesearemyshoes February 28, 2010

borked

a better way of saying broke/broken

part of the Alfredian language.

that hot chick borked my penis. =(

by weezy July 23, 2004

Bork

1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear

You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!

by Raccooninabox September 1, 2008

bork

When you put your rectum underwater on the bottom of the bath tub and fart.

by Hellrazor June 22, 2003

Bjarke

The most sad and lonely fuck you´ll ever meet. The name originates from the norse regions and is a common name to have in Denmark. If your name is Bjarke you should just kill yourself. There is no future for you. You will never find a (boy)friend. Thats right you´re automatically gay and you will absoultely never do anything noticeable in life. Fucking die.

hey look that guy over there is a total Bjarke (Fat fuck who will die alone)

by HentaiLover6969 May 14, 2018

Borked Carp

A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.

That one went over like a Borked Carp.

by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010