cool bible banger

a believer in Jesus Christ who lives like christ and shines his peace but doesn't make non believers uncomfterable when around and doesnt shove their faith down your throat but are willing to talk to you about it if you want to know more

"hey that guys a cool bible banger" "why do you say that" "he told me he was a christian and he acts like one but he doesnt judge me for any thing"

by Danielbear brownie January 4, 2009

The bible

The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)

Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!

by Biblebasher69 January 4, 2011

the bible

A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.

Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)

jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross

jesus: what?

jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible

by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021

Bible

A book, containing only sheets of LSD

And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers

by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018

The Bible

Another mediocre science fiction novel.

The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine

...Among other things.

by Rev_elation April 30, 2008

Biley

A girl who is in love with Miley Cyrus and finds her completely attractive in a lesbian like way. She is however not a lesbian, only for Miley which could make her Bi, but once again, only for Miley. This makes her Biley. Being Biley means you could just stare at her an become hypnotized as well as being turned on when you listen to her music or even so much as her laugh.

I am so Biley it's not even normal.

by smariek August 28, 2010

Beitler

an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 10, 2008