Bernard elbow

Ignorance or to be ignorant of.
Almost stupid, but not yet knowing.

The act of being ignorant. Lack of knowledge.

Don’t be so Bernard elbow about this situation. This is serious.

Stop acting so Bernard elbow! You know you’ll never get anywhere in life being Bernard elbow. Speak with knowledge, or simply don’t say anything at all.

by Art of Online DickShinAiry May 14, 2023

Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.

I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.

by dognuts August 31, 2023

White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.

Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.

by Santas little helper September 11, 2012

tia bernard

A tall beautiful girl with a radiant smile and cute dimples. She is a breath-taking girl and makes the world stop just to take a look at her she's a great and trustworthy friend and is a wild party animal and can get 'some' whenever she wants. However she's very stubborn and says offensive things she doesn't mean, she has a short temper and gets straight to the point and everyone loves her to bits especially the boys ;)

Jason: damn she's sexy
Natalie: totally! She's one of a kind I tell ya

Tia Bernard: thanks guys ;)

by Dianna1233 January 25, 2014

nick bernardi

Nick Bernardi is the most caring and kind person on the planet he loves everyone and everything, he will always have respect for girls and is very good in bed for all the girls out their go for Nick Bernardi

Nick Bernardi is very good in bed

by Nickyyy bb December 13, 2017

Kerol Bernard-Smith

Kerol is an absolutely incredible person, but you better call him by his full name. “Kerol Bernard Hyphen Smith” is the way you say it, if you don’t say it right then watch out because he is coming for you. Kerol is a beautiful chocolate man and don’t forget it. He goes above and beyond when he is passionate about something. The right people bring out who he actually is. We love you!

Damn! Who is that beautiful chocolate man over there?
That’s just “Kerol Bernard-Smith”
Damn! he is fine!

by OMG...Becky, look at her butt! March 17, 2019

crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob

Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard

by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019