Pedophile

Someone that is sick enough to have sexual attraction to a or multiple children.

Pedophile: I cant wait until you turn 18
Me: Fuck off

by Ava_ August 8, 2021

Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.

"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.

by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021

PEDOPHILE PULLER

ANYBODY who fights like hell not to be classified as a PEDOPHILE.

Just as a college side BOB as I heard the guy down the hall in room 90 is a PEDOPHILE , oh do you mean JACK?, YEAH RIGHT you are but right but everytime I see him BOB , he is a PEDOPHILE PULLER , oh you mean trying to pull the wool over our AYES.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

PEDOPHILE PUSHER

ANYBODY who themselves admit in BOLD FACE letters of being a PEDOPHILE.

No matter how much you tell everyone you are ANAL ALAN there is only one rated TW0 AND A HALF stars SUCK ON MY ASSHOLE porn with CARL laughing all the way to the bank about knowing about you which they know you are a PEDOPHILE PUSHER

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

PEDOPHILEPHRENIA

It is based on the fact that the grand majority of PEDOPHILE INCLINED people will not ACT OUT.

Listen as to if you aggravate a situation by inviting ANAL ALAN to your home with children due to the aggravating of his PEDOPHILEPHRENIA condition he will indulge in PEDOPHILIA most likely in subtle ways.

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 3, 2021

PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.

Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021

Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.

Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.

by Pierced69 October 16, 2021