sprite bottle

noun. adj.

having very well endowed genitals ie: a massive shwantz. teh gombas!

hey steve, lets see that sprite bottle sticking out of the stretchy pants! oh yeah!!!!!!!11111

by homeboy tim pryor October 29, 2006

Chicken Bottle

A 40oz bottle of malt liquor with a Kool-Aid packet (without the sugar) added to it for more flavor.

I made up a chicken bottle and sat on the porch. 4040ozSteel ReserveOEOld EnglishMalt Liquor

by Babyshakershaker September 8, 2009

chimney bottler

slang term for paedophile

you know that caretaker? hes a right chimney bottler

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Full Throttle Douche Bottle

A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.

"That dude is real shitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."

by Agent472007 July 26, 2010

piss bottle

a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps

yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!

by pissbottle February 13, 2007

bottle flip

an overrated meme

It reminds me of a bottle flip

by KewlKidDan May 8, 2017

Two Gin Bottles and a Stop Sign

a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.

"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."

by KyTKatk July 21, 2009