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Miserable bastard

A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".
"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"

"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."
by ktmboy August 20, 2008
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Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles

n. Warm weather snack, highly efficient anti-boredom tool.

Take one of the ready-mixed packages of Kool-Aid lemonade and sink the entire package in a pitcher of water. The higher concentration, the better. After all the Kool-Aid dissolves, get a bottle of lemon juice concentrate. Add as much as you feel like, a lot or a little, it really doesn't matter. After you stir that in for awhile, pour the mix into an icecube tray, cover it in saran wrap, and put toothpicks in each one, making poverty sicles. The end result will be a sickeningly sweet lemonade popsicle.

However, you don't have to use lemonade mix, or even the ready-made Kool-aid packages. You can use any flavor, just so long as you get the sugar right (or wrong, depending). I recommend a minimum of 10 packets if you're going to go that route, then fill the pitcher about halfway and add as much sugar as the water will hold. Test, correct where needed.
Tyler drew the short straw and had to test the first batch of Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles. He took one lick and about went into sugar shock.
by Kyren Graves September 27, 2005
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bastardy

Descibes someone or something that is like a bastard.
When a kitten has diarrhea all over the floor several times a day, one might say, "Dexter, you are such a bastardy kitten."
by Dexter's owner January 10, 2004
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whistling bastard

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.
holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!
by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008
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Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.
(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
by E-bag December 23, 2009
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Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.
Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.
by street rave dave October 3, 2008
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bury the bastard

- I fucked Sandra last night.
- You wear a rubber?
- No. I buried the bastard.
by Jeff T August 3, 2005
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