Bartled

Covered from top to bottom in muck

I just got splashed by a muddy puddle on way home. Hark at state of me, all bartled up!

by Kaotik_TNC June 22, 2020

Barred

A person who has obtained a license to practice law.

Thomas is now barred, I wonder what type of law he wants to practice.

by Paris Maulet August 1, 2020

baited breath

Someone who is antagonistic and seeks to disrupt waits with baited breath ready to cast out words that entice a haughty response for the purpose of further feeding more responses into a feeding frenzy of chaotic frustration and angst.

The internet troll waits for you with baited breath.

by HeyRay September 11, 2020

Basted

He loves her so much he told me to fuck off.

What a basted.

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 9, 2020

Barced

Losing by a score of 8-2 resulting in a complete humiliation of the opponent or your own team.

You suck. I just barced your team you bum.

by PapiChulo1930 December 8, 2020

Barced

Getting utterly destroyed by a score of 8-2 in remembrance of Barcelona’s defeat to Bayern Munich

You suck, I just barced you, you bum.

by PapiChulo1930 December 8, 2020

Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020