Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Architect

A useless fruit who smokes pot and draws houses. Architects require engineers to fix all of their mistakes.

If that architect wasn't so high all the time maybe he'd have drawn this correctly.

by Rogerovski January 21, 2009

Archie Syndrome

A syndrome where a guy is always been attracted to girls.

Dude #1: Did you see that? That guy has Archie Syndrome..
Dude #2: He's always been distracted by girls.

by ChoujinkiMetalder December 8, 2006

Archie

Daft stupid nonce with a fit mum called Joanne

Look at that Archie, bet his mums fit

by IpEiRcedMYFo0tonAspIkeeE June 11, 2019

Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Archie

Fucking twat he is a horrible person and would break you heart

Girl:Hey babe
Archie:I'm breaking up with you

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Archived meme

A meme that's to old to be called a "Dank meme".

You: DAMN DUDE! Did you see this Rick Astley meme?
Pietje: Dude that's a archived meme.

by Scriptkidi June 14, 2018