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Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons 

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
Rough sex resulting into backache and an itchy vagina
She got Achimmed really hard last night.

You've been Achieved!
Achimmed by TheGreatAchimmer March 2, 2018

archimedes 

He has the sex, unlike all you lame ass weirdos who only have regular sex. Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dick
Archimedes is the only one who ever

archimedes screw 

A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.

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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.

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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.
In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.
archimedes screw by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004

Archimedes 

A guy that is hot, and knows how to treat a girl.

Super Awesome! Also, it's the greek guy who invented the Archimedes Screw.
Man my boyfriend is a total dick, i wish he could be like an Archimedes.
Archimedes by Blah ;) May 9, 2010

Archimedes 

a bird that belongs to medic. He likes weed and nesting in open chest cavities. His best friend is pootis and spycrab. He responds to "ARCHIMEDES NO" and sometimes likes to fix daddy's feathers.
Medic:ARCHIMEDES NO
Archimedes:*eats weed*
Archimedes by raybeez February 25, 2022