Apple

A fucking fruit you absolute troglodyte. Why are you even here?
It's a red circular fruit that grows on trees (apple trees) and it grows once a year. They could be green, yellow, and red. They also could be red and green or green and yellow you get it.

I ate the apple from the tree
Adam and Eve fucked up by eating the forbidden apple

by IwantYourBeans November 30, 2020

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Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.

Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.

by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021

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