by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011
Get the Baked Alaskan mug.A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.
She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.
by Grande02 November 2, 2008
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When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.
Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?
by Smokethebongeveryday April 5, 2011
Get the Alaskan Crab Fisherman mug.Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
by Duke Masters October 31, 2006
Get the Alaskan Pipeline mug.This is when you're fucking a girl missionary style, you cum in her, slurp it all out, then proceed to slowly spit it back into her nasty vagina
by Poptartius August 5, 2016
Get the Alaskan fruitbasket mug.A pun intended to compliment someone called Mason. :3
It is used to show how wonderful, caring, beautiful and extraordinary they are.💜
"Amason" people are known for being sweethearts and lovely 24/7, so if you ever find one, don't let them go.
It is used to show how wonderful, caring, beautiful and extraordinary they are.💜
"Amason" people are known for being sweethearts and lovely 24/7, so if you ever find one, don't let them go.
by NotMrscucumber February 11, 2021
Get the Amason mug.you know you're an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.
Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!
Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!
by Anti December 18, 2004
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