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shit the pool

to embarrass oneself in front of a decently large audience, usually done in a public place. The action is symbolized by the image of defecating in a pool because in such an event, everyone knows who "shit the pool", causing that individual major embarrassment.
Charlie: "I had the worst day ever. my pants fell down in the middle of my presentation."
Bob: "It's ok, man. Sometimes, you just gotta shit the pool"
by MustardMan September 1, 2013
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Pool Mouth

When 2 females have sex in a pool and you show up just minutes after they have left when you jump in the pool with your mouth open and get a mouthful of what they left.
Person 1:Dude something in this pool tastes sick. Person 2: AHAHAHAHA you just got a good pool mouth.
by Dakota Joboyhoboy February 28, 2009
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student pool

A never ending purgatory for those hoping to become naval officers. Although, they are crammed in the same building with the quitters that continue to make jokes about the program they quit because it was "too hard." This just causes the future officers to further resent the existence of the quitters, to the point that they discuss glorious ways to rid the earth of their existence.
Candio 1: "Hell yea I got my orders did you get yours?"

Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."

.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....
by I ain't got time for this shit September 7, 2017
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Drain The Pool

When you are taking a shit and you have a small "plug turd" then a bunch of diarrhea after.
Bro I am totally about to go Drain The Pool.
by Gubbna June 10, 2017
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Ben Poole

Ben Poole is a god who all the girls like he is literally a living Jesus and a beast
Ben Poole is such a god.
Yeah Ben Poole is a beast
by Pooleyo October 21, 2019
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Putting In the Pool

A phrase derived from a National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quote as Clark Griswold reveals his Christmas Bonus Check plans.

"Take a look at this. I just hope my Christmas Bonus Check will cover it."
..."Oh my god, you're putting in a pool."
The phrase is used to describe someone succeeding in a big way, or as some might say, "putting in work."
"So you got a 4.0 and you're dating that Spanish girl with the huge ass?"
"I mean..yeah dude. I told you I was going to put in the pool this semester."

"Apparently Joe got that job at that law firm in the city...and he got 46 likes on his status last night."
"Joe's the man. He's putting in the pool this year...Fucking legend status."
by Todd is my hero November 25, 2014
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Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews
"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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