crypto woke

Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.

Cathy Young had me fooled, turns out she is crypto woke af

by UseYourBrain18 December 3, 2021

woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility

Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism

by Faedriel September 22, 2022

Woke smurf

Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.

by Old Phardt December 30, 2021

Woke milk

Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.

Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?

by Dante Caine March 15, 2022

Stay Woke

Stay Woke: Be alert and ready

It can be used in a sentence like YO fathin! Stay woke bruh! Why you always playn. Get

It can be used in a sentence like Yo! Stay woke bruh! Why you always playing dude. Pay attention to lecture ya white gurl!

by AlphaDreamTeam April 4, 2017

Woke boomer

A baby boomer who is woke, or a person born in the years during or in the decade after World War II, who is aware of intersectionality, social justice and class issues.

My mom, who was born in 1953, is a woke boomer.

by Unitarianmormon May 3, 2020

Stay woke

A form of ghetto CPR given in form of a encouraging phrase, sometimes accompanied by clapping of hands by the person doing the encouraging, rather than in a useful life saving procedure that can actually save a life. Usually told to a poor soul that got ventilated by Police, a rival rapper or any one else with a grudge, and is used by friends or family members who want to see their friend or relative stay alive, but can't or won't render proper medical aid for whatever reason.

Man 1: *Gasping for air, bleeding heavily*
Man 2: "Stay woke man!(Clap, Clap, Clap) I believe in you buddy! Stay woke!"
Man 1: *Gasping begins to subside, eyes start rolling to the back of the head*
Man 2: "C'mon, you'r better than that! Stay woke!(louder clapping)STAY WOKE!"

by Just a dead man. April 18, 2016