minge winker

a striptease artiste

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Winksta

(1) Playa Pimp
(2) Damn Fine
(3) Dresses Fly
(4) Don't Mess With em

You only wish you were a Winksta

by Tasha June 7, 2003

winklemouse

A hallucination while high. Can be very friendly, before you actually realize it's not a real object or animal.

Guy1:Dude, It's a winklemouse.. Guy2: No more bong hits for you.

by Dragonite's HyperBeam August 3, 2007

wink fucking

The ophthalmological act of removing one's glass eye, after which the partner inserts an extremely erect penis into the bare eye socket. The penis wielder thrusts vigorously while the recipient rapidly winks their fornicated eye lid.

I grew tired of sticking the same old orifices, thus I took her up on her generous wink fucking offer.

by chuck bottleneck January 19, 2014

titally wink

when your homosexual partner thinks you are fucking someone else besides him/her and gives u and little wink stare

hahah

Hey! Why did u give me that titally wink the other day?

by hahahahha fuck January 30, 2009

Winkle

The act of urinating.

Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.

by Willy Wonkle December 26, 2008

Rip Van Winkle

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.

"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...

by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009