Wetting the Sandwich

Inducing vaginal moistness by the bumping or grinding of hips against a person or object

"I think the creepy goth bumping against my mate is quietly wetting the sandwich"

by alethiophile February 18, 2019

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020

WETTY FAP

Fetty wap when he faps he shoot a big wetty fap

Ayo did you commit a Wetty Fap , Fetty Wap?

by Yochi22 April 26, 2021

Whattup Son

A Term Meaning "Hello" Often Said By People Over The Age Of 45

It Is Also Frequently Said By Arthur Ford In Stress Level Zero's Boneworks & Bonelab

"Whattup Son"

"AAAAAHHHH"

by Gentleman73 October 25, 2022

Barley-Wheat Face

Someone who takes excessive pleasure in farming.

Horace: "Wow, look over there."

Steve: "At what?"

Horace: "That guy has been farming for hours."

Steve: "That's just Andrew. He's the local Barley-Wheat Face."

by Slugdog February 12, 2009

Morning Wettie

A morning woodie for girls. When you wake up wet as fuck.

Omg I woke up with the wettest morning wettie!

by Hetril August 3, 2016

Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011