wieners

hot dogs made by Oscar Meyer

why would you need a definition on this?

by Bob Wiley May 13, 2005

turkey weiner

to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.

slimy turkey weiner

by turkey weiner September 30, 2009

weenerscout

one who enjoys sucking penis

raymond matthys is a weenerscout

by Brian October 31, 2004

weinerhosen

A condom, a skin, a wham bam dam a Freudian slip.

Put a weinerhosen on that soldier.

by Darth Vader January 7, 2005

weinercheese

To wipe your sweaty weiner on someone.

He walked over, pulled down his pants and weinercheesed his friend.

by Rob51180 September 22, 2008

weiner police

An imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. Not kewl.

"Hey Joe, why are your hands down your pants?"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"

by Captain Burnsy January 11, 2009

the wiggity weiner

Strong Sad is the Wiggity Wiener

Um... your the wiggity wiener?

by mieky490 May 21, 2003