weaver

-a man between the ages of 15 and 21 who falsely believes him self to be the reincarnation of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

-this man also refers constantly to the power of self determination.

"with enough self-determination you can sprout some wings and flyyyy awayyy"

-he also displays discontent over the illegal immigration of mexicans

Man after conquering china and outlawing weed that weaver supported under age smoking. He was quoting saying "with enough self determination with enough self-determination cancer is completely avoidable"

by Anthony Panton January 11, 2008

basket weaver

A young person who sits at home on a Friday and Saturday night knitting sweaters or blankets.

The "basket weaver" would rather stay home than party with friends.

by fupah August 19, 2009

weener

people who say 'smart guy'

smart guy up theres a weener and probably recommended my post for deletion because hes a bush lover, both kinds most likely.

by not smart guy August 15, 2003

weezer

a weezer is a man dick and that is what someone at school told me

stop touch another guys weezer

by suck my johnson April 30, 2007

weezer

An extremely mediocre band that was the precurser to the emo/indie explosion in the US. Their music can range from light-hearted and fun songs about lesbians to the whiny and extremely annoying songs about lesbians.

Weezer is also note-worthy for the fact that they have been kicked out of everry musical genre they have attempted to become a part of. First they were kicked out of nerdcore, then they were kicked out of emo, then they were kicked out of the muppets. It's kinda sad really.

Weezer is not the worst band ever, but they're certainly not the best.

by Mattersy January 20, 2005

weaver

A slang term referring to an individual who works in the sales industry and loves the song "dreamweaver".

Also a person who is overly concerned with his/her appearance.

Similar to Metrosexual

Did you see what the weaver was wearing yesterday?

Don't be such a weaver.

by Richard Candian April 11, 2008

Weezer

Loser

Yo that kid Johnny is a weezer

by It’s ya boy narco May 9, 2018