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Weekend immune system

Hungover/dead in various parts of body
by rootentootenputin February 24, 2019
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weekend wheelchair warrior

When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.
"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"
by Klizz February 25, 2009
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maybe next weekend

A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.
Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"

Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"
by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011
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the weekend

A famous R&B singer with a high pitch voice. Some of his songs are the Hills, Low Life, Star boy, and can't feel my face. He is a good singer, and has some major talent
The Weekend savage, his voice high tho.
by Monwy boii keep it raining all February 15, 2017
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weekend boyfriend

the kind of guy you date for one weekend when you're drunk 3/4 of the time. when you finally sober up, you dump him, realizing his vocabulary consists of "hey" "what's up" "nothin" "awesome" and "lets hook up"
"what happened to that guy you hooked up with at the party?"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"
by Nos_addict January 24, 2009
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vampire weekend

The period of time that a schticky "it" band is popular for, typically 1-3 months, or enough time to release an album and complete a worldwide tour. Think "fifteen minutes of fame," but for an indy rock band instead of a person.
Junior Senior? Who's that?

Oh, they're this Danish pop band that was popular for a vampire weekend back in 2003.
by DavidLaburglier February 14, 2008
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weekend doormat

A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.
Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.
by david dring April 24, 2006
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