Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 15, 2018

Fuck wad

A “Fuck wad” is someone who looks up Fuck wad in the dictionary.

Tyler is a fuck wad because he’s a dumb ass little bitch.

by Dr.Gears January 18, 2021

National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022

root wad

: Fucking her hard

; Putting it all in her

Ex. You ain't root wadding her, are you?

Ex. I'm gonna root wad my bitch tonight.

by G slag June 20, 2022

wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Bum Wad

A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping

We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….

by Yaesh September 04, 2022

doo wad

A regular amount of money not enough to accomplish much of anything. Old school term doo wad from back in the era of doo wop music.

Just enough money to get a person into trouble.

Doo wad got tickets to our event, bought drinks, and ate the whole buffet. We added some home health care agency business cards to his empty wallet at closing time after the authorities impounded his '57 Chevy.

by Rosewater Jack June 24, 2022