Valentino

Valentinos are the most intelligent people you’ll ever meet. They are a beast in every aspect of their lives. They have many friends, they are witty, clever, generous, handsome, and, on top of all, great friends. They get along with everybody and particularly, with girls named Jane. Everybody should have a Valentino in their lives.

What’s a Valentino?
He’s the best thing that could happen to you

by Martin12344321 February 8, 2018

Valenti

A demon created by Danasia to rule the world and eat everyone.

"Damn that Valenti is going to eat me for dinner !"

by MEOWSMOOT123 May 30, 2018

Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist

Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist

by Box_head February 13, 2019

Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.

Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.

by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020

Valentimes

The incorrect spelling of valentines

When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Valiant

A car range released in Australia, based on the Chrysler models, including the awsome Charger. Kicked ass over the V8s Holden and Ford put out

the sick Valiant Charger and Valiant Pacer

by Lynx Raven Raide December 13, 2004

Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.

Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!

by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007