2 definitions by Steven Catlett

Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.

Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!

by Steven Catlett March 25, 2007

tea bag

Slang jail term for dirty linen, sheet.

Hey C.O. can I get a clean sheet? The working man gave me a fuck'in tea bag.

by Steven Catlett March 25, 2007