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trucker douche

A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out
by Centralmecub January 24, 2015
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truckerly

Coarse, Rugged, Choppy, Ruffled.

To appear of a truckerly fashion or nature.
"Man, those leather boots look awfully truckerly."
by batsbatsbatsbats June 7, 2015
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trucker tizer

the urine filled bottle chucked from truckers cabs!
thats not an energy drink? thats trucker tizer
by twistedlemons July 14, 2015
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trucker tucker

Cheap gas station food made for truckers to eat on the go.
Person A: what do you eat at work?
Person B: trucker tucker
by Ashirodrake April 24, 2016
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Trucker beer

Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.
"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)
by sleepfan February 26, 2017
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Trucker Splash

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.
Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?
by Oxygen Max March 25, 2017
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trucker bath

Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"

Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"
by Gregge September 15, 2017
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