tommy tank

to masterbate or play with ones slef

boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank

by singaman July 20, 2008

Abbo in the gas tank

The only logical explanation for cars that appear to use a large amount of petrol.

Driver: Fuck man, how does my car use so much petrol.
Passenger: Eh, must be an abbo in the gas tank.

by Bill August 8, 2004

Tank-Walrus

Name given to someone who is actually unbearably unattractive- but used as a pisstake to imply that he is actually a "fittie" Usually a large polish school-kitchen man who bears resemblance to both an army tank and a large fatty walrus. These men have also been known to possess similarity to SuperMario, hence (alternative) "Mario the Tank Walrus"

Girl 1 "Swooooooon! Who IS that fittie loading the conveyer belt?"
Girl 2 "Thats Mario. Mario the Tank-Walrus"
Girl 1 "Ooooo-eeee! I bet he has a huaaage schlong!"
Girl 2 "He sure does..."

by Ballergs February 20, 2009

tranki

Tranki is an abbreviation of "tranquilo/a". It is used in replacement of chilling or relaxing. I've heard it used mostly by Dominicans.

Aqui tranki" meaning "here chilling.

by Meli24 June 14, 2010

Milk Tankers

Pregnant Breast. They are usually so large and full of milk that they are confused with two milk tankers driving on the freeway. If she's a black girl, then she carries around "chocolate" milk.

Hey Jenniqua (black girl), Those are some NICE milk tankers.... i betcha your little boy "Deshawn Malik" will enjoy that chocolate milk when he arrives... Do you need a CDL license to walk around with those things?

by Jim Fausel April 15, 2008

tank fucking

When you shake the gas nozzle for extra gas, while it's still in your car in an attempt to get more bang for your buck.

I was broke and on E, so I grabbed what little change I had and hit the gas station. Lotta tank fucking, had to get as much as I could! gas gasoline broke tank fucking poor skimping

by zeppelinfanCLB April 14, 2014

Tank Penis

A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl

DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis

by Un_Burnt_Pretzal July 19, 2014