toaster

A reference to a somewhat "inside" joke used in the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgendered) community to the 'joke' (that is never actually spelled out when used, lest you ruin the joke and look sorta stupid), that, for every straight person that a LGBT person "recruits" into the gay ranks, the recruiting LGBT person gets a toaster as an incentive, like some banks did (long ago) to get new accounts. This reference to banking incentives shows how long this "joke" has been around. The "joke" is at the expense of the right wingers who have for years tried to characterize gay people as "those horrible deviants who are making our children (or adults) gay!!!!". Like, "Okay, YOU GOT US! We ARE recruiting! AND, we are even so organized and wily in our scheme, we have incentives and prizes for recruiting your precious, previously heaven-bound little Johnny into our shameless, hell-bound ranks."

(One lesbian to another, while discussing another person of interest): "Well, she's 'straight', but if you can get her, you know you'll get a toaster!"

Or, (One gay man to another, tounge-in-cheek): "I hope I can get that (heterosexual) man to love me! I can always use another toaster!"

by TomPnCA. April 10, 2006

Toaster Club

n. 1. Describes a group of ladies that "prefer" each other over the opposing sex.
2. Girls only club, that only certain types of boys can be members of too.

Established 2006, Little Rock, AR

"Why don't you quit playing with stupid boys and come on over to the Toaster Club!'

That's one, hott, piece of toast.

Yay, Toast!

by QueenToast-Lush-PeaceOfToast October 8, 2009

toasterbread

Something that has been left in the toaster, such as a bagel, poptart, or (especially) toast. It was cooked, likely for the intent of eating, but was neglected for days for whatever reason. This is usually performed by siblings who have plenty of time to eat it, or parents, who keep their coffee in the microwave for days without drinking it. This could technically be considered toasterbread too.

Hey, who's toast is this? It's getting cold, dont you want it? (one week later) Nobody ate the toast... now it's toasterbread. -_-

by Toast... July 24, 2008

Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.

"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."

by Saturday is for the Goy's November 11, 2017

shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel

Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...

by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017

toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.

Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.

by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008

Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.

I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.

by Betaversion February 9, 2015