poot-tooter

Someone who loves to poot/toot/fart. They are commonly referred to as poot-tooters when not only does their gas have quantity, but also volume.

Lo was being a little poot-tooter today, i could smell her from here

by T-Mizzle May 6, 2008

Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.

Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.

by Panda Amry September 10, 2009

Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

Topless Tuesday

Day of the week when topless bars offer super cheap lunch deals designed to entice mid-level managers to patronize the establishment.

Joe: Where’s Jim, well it’s Topless Tuesday and I’m starving.

Bob: He’s in a manager meeting; let’s leave without him before the boobs and food get cold.

by Big Daddy2231 December 17, 2009

topher

the studliest ferret you'll ever see

topher is such a stud

by Elena February 6, 2005