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Tongue punching the fart box 

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.
Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..

tongue biter 

bad French kisser who will bite, scratch, or harm the other person’s tongue in some ridiculous way during the kiss
Jen and I were making out last night and it got too crazy and she cut my tongue or something. She's a real tongue biter.
tongue biter by didusteelmy$$$ June 29, 2005

tongue scratcher 

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.
We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

tongue on brown 

Anal Fellatio, as carried out by fudge-packers and overpaid top-heavy pornstars.
What do you want in yer sandwich today?
- Tongue on brown please!

tongue darter 

a person, usually a female, whose tongue darts out to wet their lips just before kissing.
Doctor's were mystified about the patient's chronic chapped lips until they learned that his nurse was a tongue darter.
tongue darter by Will 1999 October 29, 2006

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.
Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.
tongue tanner by Gadget King January 20, 2011