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tit tips

A Woman's use of a technique used in cocktail waitressing to get more tips. Tit tips involves the accentuation of the cocktail waitresses breasts.
I got mad tit tips tonight because of my new bra.
by Kitty Kat Mam January 13, 2011
mugGet the tit tipsmug.

tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.
Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.
by nicks75 January 29, 2015
mugGet the tits on a nunmug.

tit juice

Nectar that flows from a lactating breast
The tit juice of Tijuana whores tastes like aunt maria's horchata.
by RanchoG_Curling_Association April 22, 2014
mugGet the tit juicemug.

Duplo Tits

When a woman tits are so lumpy and fake they can be related to how lego duplos are so much bigger and faker than regular Legos
man i was watching hbo porn last night and the bitch had huge duplo tits.
by specialj48 April 24, 2013
mugGet the Duplo Titsmug.

Tit Monday

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."
by RAW84 April 22, 2006
mugGet the Tit Mondaymug.

Bust a tit

To become pissed off in seconds. Used in South Park episode "It's a Jersey thing"
Laura: When I heard Nancy call Sheila a whore, I thought she was going to bust a tit.
by My name is already being used_ November 23, 2010
mugGet the Bust a titmug.

Tit juggling

When a large-breasted lady runs, jumps or does anything that makes her breasts move independently of one another (one going up as the other descends, for instance) she is performing the act of tit juggling.
"Hey, did you see Brenda running to catch the bus today? Major tit juggling!"
by furkel May 27, 2009
mugGet the Tit jugglingmug.

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