tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

by nicks75 January 29, 2015

Tits to the Ritz

The female version of, " balls to the walls". The act of going all out, to the extreme. Often uttered before doing something crazy.

Me: "Hey Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"

Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"

Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"

by cheer1 December 21, 2012

Duplo Tits

When a woman tits are so lumpy and fake they can be related to how lego duplos are so much bigger and faker than regular Legos

man i was watching hbo porn last night and the bitch had huge duplo tits.

by specialj48 April 24, 2013

tit juice

Nectar that flows from a lactating breast

The tit juice of Tijuana whores tastes like aunt maria's horchata.

by RanchoG_Curling_Association April 22, 2014

Tit Monday

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."

by RAW84 April 22, 2006

Bust a tit

To become pissed off in seconds. Used in South Park episode "It's a Jersey thing"

Laura: When I heard Nancy call Sheila a whore, I thought she was going to bust a tit.

by My name is already being used_ November 23, 2010

Tit juggling

When a large-breasted lady runs, jumps or does anything that makes her breasts move independently of one another (one going up as the other descends, for instance) she is performing the act of tit juggling.

"Hey, did you see Brenda running to catch the bus today? Major tit juggling!"

by furkel May 27, 2009