Timmer

Derived from 'TMR' meaning 'Total Mental Retard'. Usually a complete loser with no meaning of life whatsoever, may be seen cupping a fart in his hand, then smelling it. Generally masturbates into his grandfather's underwear.

"Hey Timmer!! Quit trying to hump my dog!!"

You're such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!"

by HandsomeEd December 2, 2010

Justin Timberlake

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.

by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

swim the Tiber

To convert to Roman Catholicism. Used chiefly by Anglo-Catholics and other English-speaking former Protestants.

Realizing that I was no longer afraid of the funny outfits and that I would just be a White Anglo-Saxon Papist, I decided to swim the Tiber.

by Guthlac A July 10, 2010

Timbertots

-Middle school kids who consist of prostitots and eleventeen year olds.
-Come in packs of about 10

God damn timbertots

by STFUdonny April 4, 2009

Timberlow

The man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you'd be broken without. the man you love.
"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"

"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"

by N'R April 15, 2009

Timberlow

The man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you'd be broken without. the man you love.

The man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you'd be broken without. the man you love.
"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"
"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"

by N'R April 15, 2009