a thing 

1. A phrase, word, or sensation on the internet
2. A phrase, word, or inside joke in your social group on the internet or irl; you have to be there, can't easily be explained.

1. Stop trying to make that meme a thing. It's never going to be a thing.

2. "Man I am hungry as shit." "What is that?" "It's a thing my friends and I did a while ago. You had to be there"

a thing by Thug 9 July 12, 2014

next thing 

it's something random or weird

Man that neek was some next thing!

next thing by lewi_is_aBAAADMAAAN!!! June 13, 2005

look at this thing

It's a new meme. Here's how it works:
1) Point at something and say “look at this thing”
2) Something unexpected happens

Matt: Look at this thing *points at sky*
*starts raining*

John: Look at this thing *points at wall*
*wall explodes*

Guy: Look at this thing *points at video*
Guy in video: Look at this thing *points at video in video*
Guy in video in video: Look at this thing *points at video in video in video*

look at this thing by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016

wild thing 

fucking or one who acts like an animal

"Lets do the wild thing"
(song by Tone Loc)

wild thing by KTtycat June 10, 2004

good thing you don't keep guns in the house 

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

good thing you don't keep guns in the house by Affable Douche December 3, 2013

internet thing 

Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it

Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter

internet thing by Barbraboo September 3, 2016

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. 

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010