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Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020
mugGet the Mask Hoursmug.

Mask eater

Person that eats their mask (Figuratively). Or another way to call someone that wears their mask so badly, they look like theyre eating it.
Person: *Wears mask terribly*
Me:" Stop being a mask eater"
by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021
mugGet the Mask eatermug.

MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.
I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.
by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020
mugGet the MASK BALLSmug.

mask catfish

A person who looks super attractive with a mask on... and not so attractive without it
Guy1: “Dude i thought she was super hot then she took off her mask”
guy2:”sounds like a mask catfish dude”
by Coolhandjake September 19, 2021
mugGet the mask catfishmug.

MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.
I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.
by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020
mugGet the MASK BALLSmug.

Aztec mask

Retaliation against Aztec warriors by lying on ones back, hiking one's knees over one's face, and releasing Montezuma's revenge all over their faces.
While in Mexico, Dan earned himself an Aztec mask by instigating a fight with an Aztec warrior after a night of tequila and street tlayudas.
by adamnewyork April 27, 2019
mugGet the Aztec maskmug.

Orangutan mask

see also gorilla mask

accomplished by first shaving one's ginger pubic hair. After applying an adhesive to a friend or foe's face, apply the pubic hairs.

Usually a form of punishment.
After losing a bet, the loser suffered an Orangutan mask. Charlie grew out his pubes for weeks in preparation of his friend's much anticipated punishment.
by Red85 November 20, 2010
mugGet the Orangutan maskmug.

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