Baby tent

A "baby tent" is created when a man's erect/semi-erect penis causes his clothing to stand out.

Mike just hugged Lucy and he's totally got a baby tent.

by Polymerisation April 11, 2011

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019

Tent Fairy

An individual known for their unrestricted promiscuity who attends events like the Texas Renaissance Festival. They often engage in frequent and unrestricted sexual congress, and cavort "tent to tent" with multiple partners.

That glittering tent fairy went from tent to tent, leaving nothing but pixie dust and STDs in their wake.

by TheDandiestOfLions October 9, 2025

Rain-In-The-Tent

The act of a man ejaculating on a woman's face without her knowing it is happening while inside a house or tent. Then she will think it is "raining" inside.

I got that girl with a good rain-in-the-tent the other night while she was sleeping. She woke up and thought there was a leak in the ceiling.

by neeehowww December 21, 2010

not-tent

internet content that is so bad it is not considered content

Amberlyn Reid's videos are not content, they are not-tent

by suckysucky273843948392837483 June 7, 2024

Volleyball Tent

A tent where a bunch of gay men are hitting their balls off each other like a game of volleyball

Jon: whoa dude did u hear about the volleyball tent game tonight?
Ken: noo dude but y wld I care I'm not gay
Jon: I'll let u noe how it goes then man

by ChristieSan June 25, 2010