temporary heartbreak

~ when somebody sorta breaks your heart
~they fill that empty space then dig it deeper.

~ you were never supposed to be with them in the first place.

“temporary heartbreak“

by antisocialxbutterfly August 13, 2021

Temporal tribalism

The naïve feeling of superiority of living right now - thinking people in the past were blind to 'obvious' things.

'Jeez, how could they be so blind about that guy Adolf? It was obvious he was evil. I can't even imagine how stupid people were back then, to even vote for him...'

'I think you are suffering from a bit of temporal tribalism there Mark.'

by hallman.eth December 17, 2021

Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

t.d. or temporary dick

What some males will offer aka like friends with benefits or a one night stand. Its good dick but no love...no consistency with offering expressions of the 5 love languages, no potential ring 💍 no wedding dress. Its a piece of love not the whole pie. Opposite of p.d. Permanent dick.

She got that t.d. Or Temporary dick on speed dial.

He's just offering t.d. or temporary dick nothing permanent.

by phatmind January 1, 2016

Tampoodle

when a poodle is so damn fluffy, it can mistaken for a large walking tampon

Have you seen sherrie's dog?

Yeah it totally looks like a Tampoodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

Tampony Bologna

When a guy fucks a girl while her tampon is in. As in riding her pony with his bologna.

Matt rode drunk Jenny band her bloody tampon was in, he packed it in during the Tampony Bologna.

by Justin The Almighty April 3, 2011

Tampon-leen

To insert a tampon into the anus, either by mistake or dirty joke

After I broke both my arms, I asked my closest girlfriend to help me insert a tampon, and she tampon-leened me instead! She is definitely not invited to my sweet 16 birthday party...

by Playerhateroftheyear April 6, 2011