gut thunder

The sudden, uncomfortable, and uncontrollably audible rumble emanating from the abdominal region, usually signaling the imminence of a trip to the toilet. Can be disturbing to others, and very embarrassing for the afflicted party. Not to be confused with gut storm, which usually follows or accompanies gut thunder.

All through the presentation, someone in the back row had a mad case of gut thunder and made it difficult for anyone else to enjoy the show.

by Bada Bing, Bada Boom November 1, 2013

roaring thunder cunt

The worst of the worst bitchy cunts!

"Isn't that Maddow chick a roaring thunder cunt!"

by Janky Liberal June 4, 2014

the thunder domer

The act of throating/eating the entire meat missle while licking the nuts at the same time, practically puking on it.

If she doesn't give the thunder domer dump her immediately.

by Narkie September 23, 2014

funk thunder

When you're in a funk and someone tries to top it with their reason for why they're in a worse funk.

I was talking about what a funk I was in when Carolyn interrupted and stole my funk thunder by saying she had been in a worse mood herself.

by superann21 August 2, 2016

cocksucking thundercunt

A cock sucking thunder cunt is a wet pussy that just wants dick after (dick) mostly likely can fit three blacks or 25 asians

Hey you know I think Brooklyn is a cocksucking thundercunt since there have been five different blacks walk in her room

by I'm a black bitch July 31, 2016

Thunder Toe

When you deliver a kick, using the big toe, to a chicks vaginal region with excessive power and force that rivals the Nors god Thor.

When my buddy saw his girlfriend grinding on some guy he walked up and thunder toed her right there on the dance floor.

by Lando McNasty April 29, 2010

Thunderpussy

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.

"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"

by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007