Thumb Technique

After going Number 2, you take toilet paper and put it on the end of your thumb, and shove it up your pooper to wipe.

Mark uses the Thumb Technique when things get ugly.

by ThatOneGuy987 October 23, 2012

Paul Thompson

Highly underrated, but superior talented rock drumming god of Roxy Music fame. Known universally to true fans as "The Great Paul Thompson", due to his incredible drumming skills and power. A great example of his work can be found on the extended instrumental section of the Roxy Music track "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" from the 1973 album "For Your Pleasure". Paul Thompson underpinned the Roxy Music sound from 1973 - 1980 when he left the group due to 'musical differences' (i.e. Bryan Ferry wanted to take the "Rock" out of Roxy Music and turn out easy listening lounge lizard fare). Ferry saw the error of his ways some time later and Paul has been on the recent tours with the largely original Roxy line-up.

For some great examples of Paul Thompson listen to:

"2HB"
"The Bob"
"Every Dream Home a Heartache"
"She Sells"
"Manifesto"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 22, 2008

Bible Thumper

A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion

-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.

Guy: *sits down at the subway*

Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by TheExtremeEvoker March 6, 2019

Thumb War

On urbandictionary, a thumb war consists giving your own definition a thumbs up and giving a rival's definition a thumbs down on a daily basis while said rival does the same for himself. A thumb war is won when one of the contenders forgets to vote and/or gets a life.

I hope the addition of this definition doesn't provoke a thumb war.

by y=mx+b January 23, 2009

thumbed

placing your thumb into ones crevice.

"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.

The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.

by AYB July 18, 2003

thumpted

to be faded,drunk, high, wasted, out of it etc.

joe: aye what that bitch talking about?
kevin: i dont know man that chick is thumpted.

dave: dude what you do last night?
alex: what you expect mother fucker? i got mad thumpted.

by chismechicas13 August 27, 2009