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Polio Day

1. The day spent in bed nursing a hangover

2. Following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom

3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
Examples:

1. The day after his 21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of Dexter Season 2.

2. The Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.
by CC89 July 11, 2011
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day-um

the word "Damn" spoken in proper southern dialect
Day-um child, don chou know better than ta gitch yo ass caught by the po-lece?
by grkdaisy February 9, 2003
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pi day

Sorry, but the "true" math geeks are waiting for March 14, 2015 at 9:26 and 53 seconds AM to celebrate. Until then, we'll keep our differential equations and T-distributions to ourselves.
We who celebrate Pi day don't get out very much.
by Jeff42 March 15, 2007
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kiss day

every thursday and friday you kiss someone with there consent
isabella: hey did you know it was kiss day

bill: no i did not
by urbannngirl October 16, 2019
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valentines day

The scrutinization of single people day.
Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
by Xyrena June 13, 2007
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Pa'Choco Day

Celebrated on February 15th, Pa’Choco day is the celebration of the cheapness of chocolate the day after the excessive celebration of the Hallmark holiday of Valentine's Day. Traditional festivities consist of buying chocolate in bulk on February 15 in order to give to others. Upon giving the chocolate is customary that the chocolate be shared with the giver, so that both of them can celebrate in a diabetic comatose.
Have you seen these Pa'Choco Day deals? Half price chocolate!
by RJB1 February 14, 2008
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Division Day

October 21, the date of Elliott Smith's death. "Division Day" is a euphemism for the day death strikes, with "division" being the splitting apart of body and soul.
"The moon stood up on the ridge
Looking down where the water shines
And a man looking over the bridge
Like he done so many times

"Thinking about how to stay out
Out of trouble's way
And flying to fall away from you all
It's over division day
Beautiful division day"
by drogepirja September 13, 2011
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